I was born in the great white north of Canada. My family has been waging the war against the vile teddy bears for ages.. here is the tale of our struggle...

History of the Teddy vs Snowman struggle

The struggle began centuries ago when Teddy Bears ruled the earth. They had all of snowman and human kind enslaved to do there bidding, having picnics, collecting honey and just generally horrible but cute torture. The snowman and humans slaved away as the teddy bear overlords and there vicious slave keepers kept a watchful eye. Any sign of discontent or rebellion was quickly and brutally crushed. But as with all oppressors the Teddy Bear overlords became decadent and grew careless with there enslaved population. Seizing the moment one brave snowman rose up and rallied the snowmen and humans and lead them into open rebellion against the Teddy Bear overlords. The great rebellion raged on for many years with many heroic sacrifices and great victories for the allied snowmen and humans, and equally vicious and depraved acts of mayhem and cruelty from the Teddy Bear overlords. In the end the rebellion was a success and the Teddy Bears were defeated, but there was a heavy cost many humans died.. and the snowman race was almost wiped out, the Teddy Bears had invested heavily in hair dryer research, while great for drying out all there fur, it decimated the snowman ranks. but in the end the surviving teddy bears were scattered to the far corners of the earth. All but one of the Teddy Bear overlords were killed and there stuffing tossed to the winds. The Teddy Bear city of Tedopolis was burned to the ground and the ground salted. The time of Teddy Bear overlords was over... but the threat of the Teddy Bears had still not ended. The battle still raged on through the centuries in small conflicts in the shadows. Humans quickly forgot the oppression they faced at the hands of the teddy bears and moved on with there own civilization. but we snowmen have continued the fight and will still continue until all Teddy Bears have been de-stuffed and are no longer a threat.

The New Teddy Menace.

The modern day Teddy Bear is a far cry from the old overlords of the past.. only one of those remain. But the lesser Teddy Bears are still plentiful and almost as malicious. They no longer are fighting for direct control and complete subjugation of all humans and snowmen. Instead they are contenting themselves with hiding in the backgrounds and controlling the actions of governments and operations. They all answer to the bidding of the last overlord who has his extended his life to near immortality though unholy means. The new threat is even more insidious the Teddy Bears are incorporating themselves into all aspects of human life. They are allowing themselves to be sold as cute cuddly toys to gain access to humans and mold them to the Teddy bear way of thinking.

My Family History.

My Ancestors were among the few to survive the great rebellion against the Teddy Bears, and since then we have dedicated our selves to fighting the Teddy Bear menace in all its forms. My family aim has been to bring down the last of the Teddy Bear overlords. One of the greatest snowman warriors was my grandfather, he came the closest to bringing down the last Teddy Overlord, Only to have a steam pipe burst and almost melt him down to slush.

My Grandpa

About Me.

I have been fighting the Teddy Bears since I was old enough to hold my Knives. I was raised by my grandfather and taught to fight Teddy Bears after my Hippie parents abandoned me for rejecting there pacifist "Lets all get along" beliefs. They were not nice hippies... Over the years I have learned many different fighting styles, how to use and kill with a variety of weapons all for the goal of bringing about the end of the last Teddy Bear overlord.

Name - The Evil Snowman.

What my parents called me - Moonglow Hope Snowman(They were Hippies.. OK)

Dislikes - Teddy Bears, Being called Moonglow(I will stab you in the kidney if you call me that), I also dislike seafood, and I don't really like romantic comedies(not enough killing).

Likes - Cajun Cooking, Dead Teddy Bears, Sharp and pointy things, Fire, The smell of napalm in the morning.

When I am not hunting down and killing teddy bears I like relaxing by the fire with a nice glass of port and gazing up at all the Teddy Bear skulls and heads I have collected over the years. I also enjoy cleaning and sharpening all my knives and guns. I made my first kill when I was 13, and my second about a minute later, and bunch more after that. I wiped out a Teddy Bears picnic, the ground was thick with stuffing by the time I was done. Grandpa Snowman was so proud of me, bringing honor back the snowman name.