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Brotherhood for Exterminating All Teddybears

 

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We here at B.E.A.T are all that stands up to the greatest threat to humankind and snowmankind that has ever been know. They look cute, and innocent, but underneath the fuzzy fur and innocent eyes they are the most vicious and malignant beings in all of existence they are of course teddy bears.

Please help us in our good fight to end the threat of the teddybears. You can help us out by purchasing items from our store or you can also make donation to us.

Our most popular product is death, you can arrange to have any Teddy Bear marked for death and we will send out the Evil Snowman to hunt down and kill that Teddy Bear. See how the order get processed here. Once the Teddy Bear is dead we will send you a Death Certificate with a piece of its mangy hide. To order a hit on a Teddy Bear please vist the B.E.A.T Store.

Also if you hate and want to kill Teddy Bears as much as we do, please send us pictures of your kills. We want to see them please e-mail them to beat@myevilsnowman.com